Friday, March 6, 2009

:: jokes time :: --- some of u may have heard it from me...but it wouldn't harm anyone if i told it again :P

1) Green man joke~~
.....Once there was this green man living in a green house. One day when he was taking a shower in his green bathroom, suddenly someone rang his green doorbell. The green man then wrapped himself with a green towel and proceeded to his green door. He opened the door and there was a lady standing there. Suddenly his towel dropped. Upon looking at that sight, the woman ran across the road and got knocked down by a car.
....SO...what's the moral of the story???.......


....DO NOT CROSS THE ROAD WHEN THE GREEN MAN IS FLASHING~~....

2) Nun, priest and camel joke~~
...There was a nun and a priest, travelling on a camel in a desert. Suddenly the camel drops dead. Knowing that they will be stranded in the desert forever, the priest suggested that they should do something that they had never done in their lives before. So the priest said...i have never seen a naked woman before...hence the nun took off her clothes. Then the nun said...i have never seen a naked man before...so the priest took off his clothes too. Looking at the priest, the nun asked...what's that??? Then the priest replied...that's the rod of life.
...SO...guess what the nun said???.......


....HURRY UP AND STUFF THE DAMN ROD INTO THE DEAD CAMEL'S ASS SO THAT WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE!!!!....

3) What kind of room has no window, no door, nothing inside of it???

...MUSHroom...

4) Incident ray, normal and reflected ray are lying on the same plane (as in aeroplane). A air stewardess came to take their orders for beverages. Incident ray ordered coffee, normal tea and reflected ray cola. So the air stewardess confirmed their orders...as shown above. However all of them said NO! Incident ray wanted tea, normal wanted cola and reflected ray wanted coffee. WHY???

...COS THEY WERE ALL LYING (LIE-ING) ON THE SAME PLANE....

5) What's that useless piece of flesh behind the penis???

...A MAN!!!....

6) Who eats the most in the bible?

...King David~ (da wei wang)

:: end of jokes times ::

~hope u did enjoy yourself~

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